Palpatine comparing his penis to his lightsaber.

""You want this don't you?""
―Palpatine showing his penis to Wormie before their threesome with Mara Jade

Palpatine had a [CENSORED FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY] that [CENSORED FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY] as well as [CENSORED FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY]. It was known to [CENSORED FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY] Mara Jade Skywalker, often. It also had a mole. Also it was microscopic. Interestingly enough, Palpatine's clones lacked genitalia of any kind. According to legend, Palpatine's could be compared to a mountain, a naked statue, and Elmo.

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