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Panaka
Biographical information
Homeworld

Nabooboo

Born

62 BBY

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Height

1.83 m

Hair color

Black

Eye color

Brown

Chronological and political information
Affiliation
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"I'll give them a Panaka blast!"
―Panaka

Panaka was the head of security for Nabooboo who later became a damn Moff. His primary duties consisted of rejecting the stupid ideas of Queen Amidala and defending the cities against attacks by wild animals, pirates, racists, and Gungans.

During the Invasion of Naboo by the Trade Federation, Panaka's duties changed to rejecting the stupid ideas of Queen Amidala, being overruled, and leading the stupid missions she insisted upon ordering. Panaka also made a great sexual recorder. After the invasion, Panaka became a Moff for the Galactic Empire and began saving money to buy a first name. He died before he could afford one.

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