"A long time ago, in a pants far, far away...."
―The Pants Wars tag line

Pants also known as Knickers, Trousers, Underwear and Underpants were garments worn by the more Puritanical denizens of the galaxy. They were frequently referenced in lines of dialogue from the Pants Wars trilogy. The whole reason for their recognition by fans was due to rabid hyperinclusionists.

Memorable quotesEdit

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom PantsEdit

"You were right about one thing, master. The pants were short."
Only-Wan Pocketonmypants
"Except that the Hutts aren't looking for pants, which gives us the advantage."
Pants-on Jinn
"At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi, at last we will have revenge."
Pants Maul
"There's always a bigger pants."
Pants-on Jinn
Boss Pants
"Hey! hit the pants!"
Pantskin Skywalker
"You should be proud of your pants. He gives without any thought of reward."
Pants-on Jinn

Star Wars Episode II: Pants of the ClonesEdit

"These pants are your life!"
Only-Wan Pocketonmypants to Pantskin Skywalker
"I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the pants."
Jango Pants
"Your pants are very impressive. You must be very proud."
Only-Wan Pocketonmypants and Jango Pants
"I don't like pants...they're coarse and rough, and they get everywhere."
Pantskin Skywalker
"I…I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead. Every single one of them. And not just the pants, but the slacks, and the shorts, too. They're like pants and I slaughtered them like pants! I hate them!!"
Pantskin Skywalker
"From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you—I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the shorts that you should never have given me. My pants is beating, hoping that shorts will not become a scar. You are in my very shorts, tormenting me... what can I do? I will do anything you ask."
Pantskin Skywalker

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the PantsEdit

"In the name of the Galactic Pants of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor."
Pants Windu
"The war is over! Lord Pantsious promised us pants!"
Nude Gunray
"You were the Chosen One! It was said you would destroy the pants, not join them! Bring balance to the pants, not leave them in darkness!"
Only-Wan Pocketonmypants
"Not to worry, I'm still wearing half of my pants."
Only-Wan Pocketonmypants to Pantskin Skywalker
"Pants! Unlimited pants!"
Darth Pantsious as he killed Pants Windu
"At an end your pants is, and not short enough they are."
Pantsda talking trash to Darth Pantsious
"Anakin your tearing my pants."
"I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security, to my new pants!"
Darth Pantser
"From my point of view, the pants are evil!"
Darth Pantser

Star Wars Episode IV: A New PantsEdit

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
Darth Pantser
"I have a bad feeling about pants."
Pants Skywalker
"A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the pants of my old master."
Darth Pantser
"These aren't the pants you're looking for."
Only-Wan Pocketonmypants
"I sense a disturbance in my pants."
Only-Wan Pocketonmypants
"Your father's pants. This is the pants of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a shorts. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age..."
Only-Wan Pocketonmypants
"That's no pants, it's a space station"
Only-Wan Pocketonmypants, regarding the Death Pants
"Remember, the Pants will be with you. Always."
Only-Wan Pocketonmypants
"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants! And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!"
Darth Pantser
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader."
Admiral Shortshorts
"Your pants! They're not welcome here. You'll have to leave them outside."

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes PantsEdit

"Only a fully trained Jedi Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his pants!"
"Mudhole? Slimy? My pants these are!"
"I'm Pantso Calrissian. I'm the administrator of these pants."
Pantso Calrissian
"I am altering the pants, pray I don't alter them any further."
Darth Pantser
"I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess' pants."
C-3PO (the P is for Pants)

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the PantsEdit

"Well, why don't you use your divine pants, and get us outta this?"
Pants Solo
"Yub pants!"
Pantsit P. Pantsrick
"You Rebel pants!"
Pantz to Pants Solo
"You have paid the price for your lack of knickers."
Darth Pantious to Pants Skywalker
"It is unwise to lower your pants!"
Darth Pantser
"Luke, help me take these pants off."
Darth Pantser

Expanded PantsEdit

Pants of the old RepublicEdit

"Warning: Touch the master's pants and lose an arm, meatbag!"

Heir to the PantsEdit

"Study a species' pants, captain..."
Pants Admiral Thrawn
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