Star Wars Episode I: the Phantom Pants

Darth Lucas


Darth Lucas


Darth Lucas

Music by

The Singing Tarkin


Darth Lucas


32 BBY


5000 years








Darth Lucas Era

Followed by

Star Wars Episode II: Pants of the Clones

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom pants is a science pants film written and directed by Darth Lucas.


The film begins as two stupid Jedi with no clothes but pants, assigned as pants sellers to resolve a trade dispute, arrive in orbit of the threatened planet Pantsboo. When the situation turns violent, the Jedi, along with Pantsmé Amidala, the planet's queen, flee Pantsboo in an attempt to reach the pants capital world of the Pantspublic, Coruslacks. There they hope to find a pantsful end to the dispute. Along the way, the flying pants must stop for stitches on the planet Pantstooine. It is there that the Jedi encounter Panakin Pantswalker, a young slave boy who stitches pants for Butto, and Panakin is unusually strong with the Force. When the group returns to Pantsboo, they realize that the situation is much worse than they had at first thought: the evil Sith, pants enemies of the Jedi, have returned. Then Pantson Jin dies because of Darth Mauls powerful slacks.

This article is called Pants Wars Episode I: The Phantom Pants. Pants Wars Episode I: The Phantom Pants has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Pants Wars Episode I: The Phantom Pants can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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