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This article is called Pazaak. Pazaak has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Pazaak can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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"Pure pazaak, the console's ours..."
―Atton Rand

Pazaak was a metaphor for life, man! During the Old Republic, that is, until sabacc came around. Then it became a metaphor for outdatedness...except when Darth Revan or the Jedi Exile played it in order to put together enough scratch to buy a hooker, a round of death sticks, or a new blaster or lightsaber upgrade. Then, it was "game mechanics".

So that's the history of the game for—would you like to play pazaak?

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