Ode to Stephen King's Pet Sematary:
A fine Halloween horror you bought us here
Just when we thought time was getting along
For some nice family settling into their suburban home,
Well nah, it transpires we were ALL WRONG!
Seriously, you don't need an old bore to settle the score,
Preach on zombies and what-not
The forests around here are as beautiful as swell
DONCHA DARE TELL US ABOUT ALL THAT SHIT!
It seems there's this cemetery up ahead,
Where the dead come to life... Or is it booze?
So the cat gets snuffed off,
And whaddya know, it comes back in a breeze!
Next the dad LETS HIS SON PLAY ON THE ROAD
And whaddya know, he's dead.
But the dad re-interrs him in the old cemetery
And realizes it's spelled SEMATARY instead.
So up the kid comes like a corpse from the grave
And with the cat he kills
But then the dad comes back after drinking all dayzzz
And the son with the cat he spills
So that's the end of that gruesome old tale
Spurred by the Sith to rampant the Jedi
The Jedi were the ones reanimating the dead
The Sith just wanted a good name
But what, you may ask, was the whole business with the wife
Killed by her son when she KNEW HE WAS DEAD?
Well she comes back as a zombie too,
And beats up her husband to death.
That's the end of the story proper,
And should've been BUT THIS WAS 1989!
The audience is clapping and cheering, my God they loved this show,
Everyone's glad it's all over...
THERE'S PET SEMATARY TWO TO GO!!!!!