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Ode to Stephen King's Pet Sematary:

A fine Halloween horror you bought us here

Just when we thought time was getting along

For some nice family settling into their suburban home,

Well nah, it transpires we were ALL WRONG!

Seriously, you don't need an old bore to settle the score,

Preach on zombies and what-not

The forests around here are as beautiful as swell

DONCHA DARE TELL US ABOUT ALL THAT SHIT!

It seems there's this cemetery up ahead,

Where the dead come to life... Or is it booze?

So the cat gets snuffed off,

And whaddya know, it comes back in a breeze!

Next the dad LETS HIS SON PLAY ON THE ROAD

And whaddya know, he's dead.

But the dad re-interrs him in the old cemetery

And realizes it's spelled SEMATARY instead.

So up the kid comes like a corpse from the grave

And with the cat he kills

But then the dad comes back after drinking all dayzzz

And the son with the cat he spills

So that's the end of that gruesome old tale

Spurred by the Sith to rampant the Jedi

The Jedi were the ones reanimating the dead

The Sith just wanted a good name

But what, you may ask, was the whole business with the wife

Killed by her son when she KNEW HE WAS DEAD?

Well she comes back as a zombie too,

And beats up her husband to death.

That's the end of the story proper,

And should've been BUT THIS WAS 1989!

The audience is clapping and cheering, my God they loved this show,

Everyone's glad it's all over...

THERE'S PET SEMATARY TWO TO GO!!!!!

RicOlieRight
This article is called Pet Sematary. Pet Sematary has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Pet Sematary can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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