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Pimp Pimpo Calrissian was, well, what do you think? He was a bodacious man who awlways had a beer in hand or a ciggarette in mouth. He was tought the master addictions of drugs by Buttholo Landokolo Zand personally.

Early LifeEdit

Pimpo lived a swee-eet childhood! He got to stay up til' motherfuckin' 6:00 am, damn fuckin' smoke, watch any damn thing he wanted, had no fucking chores, and motherfucking damingly fuckerly fucking swear! But then at 5:00 am, his parents were killed due to them sneaking any fucking beer they could find. And he was only 10!

Becoming a PimpEdit

After the boys had to fend for themeselves, Buttholo decided to teach him the art of "PiMp". Pimpo gladly accepted the deal without a damn fuck. Buttholo told him he always needed to have a supply of beer and ciggarettes.


Pimpo became too a pimp in the sight of hiz broz., so he movd tu sumplays els and rappd on da streets and pimped every body damn good!


He died of beer overdoseage, sadly.

This article is called Pimpo Calrissian. Pimpo Calrissian has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Pimpo Calrissian can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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