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Pimp Pimpo Calrissian was, well, what do you think? He was a bodacious man who awlways had a beer in hand or a ciggarette in mouth. He was tought the master addictions of drugs by Buttholo Landokolo Zand personally.


Early LifeEdit

Pimpo lived a swee-eet childhood! He got to stay up til' motherfuckin' 6:00 am, damn fuckin' smoke, watch any damn thing he wanted, had no fucking chores, and motherfucking damingly fuckerly fucking swear! But then at 5:00 am, his parents were killed due to them sneaking any fucking beer they could find. And he was only 10!

Becoming a PimpEdit

After the boys had to fend for themeselves, Buttholo decided to teach him the art of "PiMp". Pimpo gladly accepted the deal without a damn fuck. Buttholo told him he always needed to have a supply of beer and ciggarettes.

PimphoodzEdit

Pimpo became too a pimp in the sight of hiz broz., so he movd tu sumplays els and rappd on da streets and pimped every body damn good!

Death..............................................................................Edit

He died of beer overdoseage, sadly.

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