Pinky (The Gonk Crusades)

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"I can't believe Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father."

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This article is about a character from The Gonk Crusades. You may be looking for other Pinky's.
Physical description




Hair color

Bald; originally red

Chronological and political information

Church of G*nk

Known masters


"Aw, FUCK you, Jedimca!"

Pinky was a quiet but diligent member of the Church of G*nk whose technical expertise assisted Gonk in the operation and maintenance of his command center. In an alternate timeline, Pinky helped Robo-Pope construct a time machine to save Gonk from execution for a crime he didn't commit.


The coming of GonkEdit

Pinky first met Gonk's other chief disciples—Robo-Pope, Supergeeky, Jedimca, and Acky—when they teleported into the global tactical command center.[1]

Campaign against SewergeekyEdit

Pinky assisted Supergeeky's team by tracking their location from the command center.[2] However, Pinky faced a malfunction involving Google Maps, causing the command center to temporarily lose the ability to guide the team toward their target.[3]

The rise of Lord OblivionEdit

War with IGNORAMUSEdit

Pinky attended Gonk's briefing about the war with IGNORAMUS.[4] As usual, Pinky remained in the command center, and was present when Supergeeky and Madclaw reported back from Pueblo, Colorado to learn that they had accidentally killed Colin Farrell instead of Scott Stapp.[5]

Personality and traitsEdit

Pinky occasionally demonstrated frustration with the technology at his disposal.[3]

Powers and abilitiesEdit

Behind the scenesEdit

Pinky is a fictionalized version of Darthipedia administrator Pinky49. The character's perpetual silence is an in-joke pertaining to Pinky49's tendency to not say very much in IRC despite being around all the time.

The alternate timeline in Book Two is considered to have begun halfway through "Dawn of the Prime Evil" and ended in the third frame of "Next Time."


Notes and referencesEdit

This article is called Pinky (The Gonk Crusades). Pinky (The Gonk Crusades) has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Pinky (The Gonk Crusades) can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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