Prequel trilogy

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A great pile of shit

Guess Who


Darth Obvious


Darth Obvious' girlfriend


*Megan Foxx

*Christopher Lee

*Thomas and Friends

*Darth Sorrow

The Pope

Leia Organa (as an infant)

A baby Luke

Music by

John Williams


The Ones Who Made Hook


The same time as Lord of the Rings






Tatooine propaganda


English, Sand People, Lizard Speak


Ask Greedo


The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy was the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. Basically, it was the adventures of Some whiny farmboy becoming a Jedi knight, failing, and then turning to the Shit for revenge after learning that there was some Sith Lord who had the powah to prevent others from dying, but not himself. So, he goes off and joins the Sith. And then there's crying, crying, and more crying, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM. BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE, NOT LEAVE IT IN - Forcechoke, Obi. Cantcha stop?

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom PainsEdit

In the first movie, a mysterious Darth Maul overlord is hunting down little kids. What a pervert. A couple of gay Jedi land on Tatooine and disturb the peace of that place. "And he's still got twenty-four laps to go!" The Jedi youngling wants to leave his rock and become the greatest foe of all time so he has to do a pod race for some Russian, who tells him "In Soviet Russia, pod races win you." Anyway, off the kid goes after a teary farewell with his mum, and he only becomes more teary when the Jedi Masters reject him and say he is evil even though he is only six. Kicked out of being a Jedi, for some weird reason, even though he is the real Chosen One. I mean, he killed Palpatine!, the young one, his name is Ani, is trained as a Jedi and then...

Well, Jar-Jar comes in and ruins it. But there's some politics on Tatooine which ends up with Padme laughing her fool head off at a reptile.

Darth Maul fights Queer-Gonn and his assistant Obi-Wan above a pit, and foolishly falls in. 'Nuff said.

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the MoansEdit

Finally, the trilogy begins to look cool. An evil bastard named Jango Fett is cloning hisself mutliple times, and therefore things begin to look good. Jango has a miniature clone named Boba who has not yet reached adulthood, and is therefore a cool Sith, and both are visited by Obi who wants to know the true purpose of the Clones. It seems that within five minutes of this the Clones become evil and are being watched by Palpy and his underlings on the desert of... let's guess... Tatooine.

Star Wars Episode III: Retread of the ShitEdit

This is by far the best movie in the prequel trilogy. A vampire attacks the Jedi and kidnaps the good old Chancellor Palpatine who is actually Darth Sidious and Chancellor Palpatine, although it is only in number four we actually realize ziz. The Jedi Annie and Obi kill the vampire by impaling a silver stake through his heart and decapitating him, and then they are welcomed by Palpatine, who essentially says "I'm evil now." He begins to train Annie in the ways of the Fuck, using tales of a Sith who could prevent people from dying but not hisself. Annie goes all wimpy and begins crying when he has nightmares of Padme dying. Padme is preggers but she hasn't the courage to admit it. Annie goes off and kills the only black Jedi when the only black Jedi threatens to execute Palpatine because he smells a rat. And rightfully so. A big fight ensues on Mount Doom, and then Annie falls in the lava and becomes Darth Vader, and it ends with Annie and Palpy looking at Darth Plagieus' nuts.


Generally considered to be fucking shit. The sequel trilogies were much better (and sometimes a lot worse). Nonetheless, at the least it's a very good story.

This article is called Prequel trilogy. Prequel trilogy has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Prequel trilogy can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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