Press Conference on Darth Emo

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The press conference held by the Jedi after their clone of Darth Elmo, Darth Emo committed suiside. Featuring: Jar Jar Binks!

The Press ConferenceEdit

Fuck the Jedi for the failed plan, yes!

I sense a conspiracy... no wait, that's just my breakfast burrito.

Stupid Kid
Mesa ate crap!

You're not a Jedi, Binks!

Stupid Kid
Mesa hate you!

Mace gonna keel you
I'll slaughter you to the winds of Alderaan if you don't shut the kriff up and go away!

After this, reporters left because it got too out of hand. For three years Jar Jar was never seen again(thank God) until he was found spazzing out on the ground after he was raped by a speeder. Mace Windu's speeder to be exact. Cowincident, I think so.

This article is called Press Conference on Darth Emo. Press Conference on Darth Emo has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Press Conference on Darth Emo can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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