Fandom

Darthipedia

Leia Organa Solo

Redirected from Princess Leia

3,246pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk1 Share

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

"I'm a drunk. I'm a whore. I fuck you. Gimme more!"
―A very, very drunk Leia Organa Solo
Leiaanddan
Biographical information
Homeworld

Alderaan

Born

19 BBY, Polis Massa

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Female

Height

1.5 meters

Hair color

Dark brown

Eye color

Brown

Personal shit
Butt buddies
Asshole enemies

Galactic Empire

Weapon
Chronological and political information
Era(s)
Affiliation
Known masters
C4 074

Leia with Poopa the Hutt.

Leia Isabella Michaela Natasha Odessa Tianna Ariana Wilhelma Helena Opalina Regina Edwina Solo or Leia I. M. N. O. T. A. W. H. O. R. E. Organa Solo, born Leia Amidala Skywalker Christensen Portman Knightley Prowse Earl-Jones Lucas Fisher, was born in 19 BBY on an airless rock known as Poland, although she lived on Alderaan for most of her childhood. At age sixteen she became a Senator in the Imperial Senate. It was a mistake. Two weeks in, she was having an affair with a seventy-year old senator. Thus began the long and troubled political career of Leia "I'm not a whore" Solo.

The Galactic Civil War Edit

Leia got involved in a war between people with big gas-guzzling ships and people with eco-friendly ships. Being on the eco-friendly side meant that Leia had to give up her CR90 corvette which put her in a pissy mood for the rest of her life.

CapturedEdit

While traveling to the nearest Chevrolet dealer (because they sell Corvettes, see?) to trade in her fuel-guzzling CR90 in the Cash for Clunkers program, Leia was ambushed by the Big Ships because they wanted her ship as to tick off the eco-terrorists. They captured her and found out that she was also delivering the plans of the Big Ships' energy-wasting, planet-destroying space station to the Small Ships. Angered, Big Ship leader, Darth Vader tortured her with pointy things, lasers, and rape. Which is really bad because it later turned out that Vader was her father. Anyway, Leia was saved by a farmer's boy with a bad haircut, a hermit, two droids, a walking carpet, and a middle aged man with back problems in a fuel-guzzling starship that even Cash for Clunkers wouldn't take. Leia, being a eco-terrorist, complained and refused to get in the ship until the hermit got killed by Vader. Even then, she complained the whole way to the planet Yavin 4, me base of the eco-terrorists.

Yavin 4Edit

When arriving on Yavin 4, the rainforest covered moon of Yavin, Han Solo and Chewbacca were turned away because of their ship. The eco-terrorists paid Solo to leave the rainforest that they were protecting from the gas-guzzling superweapon the Big Ships called the Death Star. But Solo remembered that Leia was a princess and wanted some sort of reward for saving her ass, so he returned and helped the eco-terrorists and their Smart-carsWings blow up the energy wasting Death Star. He didn't get a reward. He only got some medal which he then sold for thirty credits.

Behind the scenesEdit

ChewLeia

Busted!!!!

While filming the original trilogy Carrie Fisher and Peter Mayhew developed an intimate relation for each other. George Lucas was Not Amused.

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki