Punch and pie

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Bel Iblis: "Tell them there'll be punch and pie."
Organa: "But we don't have any punch and pie."
Bel Iblis: "More people will come if they think we have punch and pie!"
Organa: "[taps keyboard]...punch and pie."
―Garm Bel Iblis, Bail Organa, and Mon Mothma plan the Rebel Alliance

Punch and pie, sometimes referred to as hors d'oeuvres by overly-sophisticated twats (meaning, anyone from Coruscant), was a favorite method of drawing people to a meeting. Whether or not the meeting was actually a trap, or served a useful purpose, typically depended on who had started it. Oftentimes the promise of punch and pie was simply a ruse, other times, a wide variety of offerings would be made available.

One could usually tell whether or not the gathering was in fact a trap by the spread being offered. If the promised refreshments didn't exist, chances were that everything was on the up-and-up; the more sophisticated the buffet, the more likely that something bad would happen.

Blue milk was often a staple of this offering, as were Wookiee sandwiches.


This article is called Punch and pie. Punch and pie has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Punch and pie can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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