The Puppet Crisis was a minor battle in history fought between the strongly religious Puppets and their devil-worshiping masters. The crisis began when Kermit got tired of having that dude's hand up his ass all day. The battle was so minor that, in fact, the article on it is minor. Everything about it is. This is even a minor edit. <insert name here> has a minor penis.

This article is called Puppet Crisis. Puppet Crisis has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Puppet Crisis can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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