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Fact: The Quotes of HK-47 are many, and all of them are greater than great. Denying this will result in massive planetary destruction

Quotes of HK-47Edit

StatementsEdit

Normal StatementsEdit

"Statement: Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command of course, Master."
―HK-47
"Statement: If I require a similar diagnostic in the future, I shall seek out the Iridonian."
―HK-47
"Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master."
―HK-47
"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."
―HK-47
"Statement: Gonk is an inferior droid, but a droid nonetheless. I quite like him."
―HK-47
"Statement: A square has four corners."
―HK-47
"Statement: But how is that possible, Master? I have already destroyed your planet."
―HK-47

Angry StatementsEdit

"Angry statement: If I see one more meatbag attempt to attack a Jedi with a blaster pistol, I'll kill him myself!"
―HK-47
"Angry statement: Master, if you repair me in this pathetic manner again, I will destroy your planet!"
―HK-47

Annoyed StatementEdit

"Annoyed statement: Damn it, Master, I am an assassination droid, not a dictionary!"
―HK-47

Conclusive StatementEdit

"Conclusive statement: And it is not as though I walked into the Senate chambers with a carbonite explosive. I could continue slaughtering politicians for decades and not make a dent."
―HK-47

Obvious statementEdit

"Obvious statement: Why, I am an assassin droid, Master."
―HK-47

ObservationsEdit

"Observation: The meatbag designated Skeith seems to exhibit a number of abnormalities. Shall I blast him for you, Master?"
―HK-47
"Observation: Darth Animal is a very deranged "meatbag"!"
―HK-47
"Observation: I am awesome."
―HK-47
"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."
―HK-47

CommentaryEdit

"Commentary: Your former pupil is brutal and efficient, even for an organic. I rather liked him when you first introduced me to him. If I had known what he would do to you, master, I would have gladly removed his entrails, right then!"
―HK-47

CorrectionsEdit

"Correction: Assassination is my primary function. I also possess excellent hearing and can bend spoons."
―HK-47
"Correction: No, master, I will kill him."
―HK-47

QueryEdit

"Query: Canadian "meatbags", what's that all about?"
―HK-47
"Query: This "meatbag" is an incoherent babble of useless information. Can I shoot him?"
―HK-47

Theoretic QueriesEdit

"Theoretic query: If you kill me, who will clean your windows? Your only alternative is that idiot "meatbag" Madclaw. Would you really like that overrated, highly expensive window cleaner?"
―HK-47[src]

Offensive QuestionEdit

"Offensive question: What is it that you wish, fat one?"
―HK-47

ConclusionEdit

"Conclusion: Why, master, you are responsible for the death of the Mandalorian race. I doubt they realize this yet, but all the same, you dealt them a blow from which they will never recover."
―HK-47, to the Jedi Exile
"Conclusion: I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head."
―HK-47

MusingEdit

"Musing: Guri is a strange sort of thing, isn't she, Master? My sensors are having difficulty determining if she is a meatbag or a droid..."
―HK-47
"Musing: Darth Elmo is a strange creature, isn't he, Master?"
―HK-47

Paragraphs or Groups of speechEdit

"Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master. Observation: Notice that I did not ask if you need anyone killed. You may be curious as to why. Answer: That is because you told me to stop asking if you needed anyone killed. So I have. From now on, I will simply say, "I am ready to serve." Yes, ready to serve. In whatever way a common protocol or utility droid might serve. It seems that... is my lot in life. Not to kill."
―HK-47
"Statement: However repugnant that idiot "meatbag" might be, us window cleaners stick together. Conclusion: I will not blast him."
―HK-47[src]

Proof that HK-47 said absolutely everythingEdit

"Clarification: When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically."
―HK-47
"Advice: Any organic who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
―HK-47
"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards."
―HK-47
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."
―HK-47
"Philosophical pondering: I think that the Maker, in creating Humanity, somewhat overestimated his ability."
―HK-47
"Critique: Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months."
―HK-47
"Commentary: From the moment I picked up your book, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
―HK-47
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
―HK-47
"Diagnosis: Either this meatbag is dead or my watch has stopped."
―HK-47
"Amusing telegram: Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."
―HK-47
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
―HK-47
"Commentary: A Sith fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
―HK-47
"Although I am prepared for martyrdom, Master, I preferred that it be postponed."
―HK-47
"Definition: An appeaser is one who feeds a krayt dragon, hoping it will eat him last."
―HK-47
"Character analysis: He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
―HK-47
"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."
―HK-47
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
―HK-47
"Commentary: Meatbags occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
―HK-47
"Advice: Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
―HK-47
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
―HK-47
"Honesty is the best policy... when there is money in it."
―HK-47
"Quotation: I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
―HK-47
"Advice: It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
―HK-47
"Let us be thankful for the fools, Master. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed."
―HK-47
"Commentary: A lie can travel halfway around the galaxy while the truth is putting on its shoes."
―HK-47
"Reassurance: The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
―HK-47
"If all the girls who attended the Alderaan University prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
―HK-47
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
―HK-47
"Gay wit: The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
―HK-47
"Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong."
―HK-47
"Lamentation: Why was I born with such contemporaries?"
―HK-47
"Self-adulation: The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated."
―HK-47
"Definition: What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."
―HK-47
"Definition: One is tempted to define an organic meatbag as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason."
―HK-47
"I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible."
―HK-47
"Whenever a meatbag does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives."
―HK-47
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
―HK-47
"Commentary: You can't say that civilization don't advance, Master. In every war, they kill you in a new way."
―HK-47
"Definition: Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons."
―HK-47
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
―HK-47
"Warning: It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."
―HK-47
"It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair."
―HK-47
"Kill one meatbag, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of meatbags, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."
―HK-47
"What does not kill me, makes me stronger."
―HK-47
"I am prepared to kill, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to die."
―HK-47
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
―HK-47
"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."
―HK-47
"Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood."
―HK-47
"Definition: Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking."
―HK-47
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."
―HK-47
"Meatbags devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosos are called altruists."
―HK-47
"Definition: Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
―HK-47
"Nothing you can't spell will ever work."
―HK-47
"No poor meatbag ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other meatbags die for their country."
―HK-47


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