The Quotes of HK-47 are many, and all of them are great. Denying this will result in massive planetary destruction

Quotes of HK-47Edit

StatementsEdit

Normal StatementsEdit

"Statement: Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command of course, Master."

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"Statement: If I require a similar diagnostic in the future, I shall seek out the Iridonian."

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"Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master."

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"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."

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"Statement: Gonk is an inferior droid, but a droid nonetheless. I quite like him."

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"Statement: A square has four corners."

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"Statement: But how is that possible, Master? I have already destroyed your planet."

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Angry StatementsEdit

"Angry statement: If I see one more meatbag attempt to attack a Jedi with a blaster pistol, I'll kill him myself!"

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"Angry statement: Master, if you repair me in this pathetic manner again, I will destroy your planet!"

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Annoyed StatementEdit

"Annoyed statement: Damn it, Master, I am an assassination droid, not a dictionary!"

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Conclusive StatementEdit

"Conclusive statement: And it is not as though I walked into the Senate chambers with a carbonite explosive. I could continue slaughtering politicians for decades and not make a dent."

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Obvious statementEdit

"Obvious statement: Why, I am an assassin droid, Master."

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ObservationsEdit

"Observation: The meatbag designated Skeith seems to exhibit a number of abnormalities. Shall I blast him for you, Master?"

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"Observation: Darth Animal is a very deranged "meatbag"!"

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"Observation: I am awesome."

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"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."

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CommentaryEdit

"Commentary: Your former pupil is brutal and efficient, even for an organic. I rather liked him when you first introduced me to him. If I had known what he would do to you, master, I would have gladly removed his entrails, right then!"

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CorrectionsEdit

"Correction: Assassination is my primary function. I also possess excellent hearing and can bend spoons."

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"Correction: No, master, I will kill him."

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QueryEdit

"Query: Canadian "meatbags", what's that all about?"

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"Query: This "meatbag" is an incoherent babble of useless information. Can I shoot him?"

―HK-47

Theoretic QueriesEdit

"Theoretic query: If you kill me, who will clean your windows? Your only alternative is that idiot "meatbag" Madclaw. Would you really like that overrated, highly expensive window cleaner?"

―HK-47^[src]

Offensive QuestionEdit

"Offensive question: What is it that you wish, fat one?"

―HK-47

ConclusionEdit

"Conclusion: Why, master, you are responsible for the death of the Mandalorian race. I doubt they realize this yet, but all the same, you dealt them a blow from which they will never recover."

―HK-47, to the Jedi Exile

"Conclusion: I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head."

―HK-47

MusingEdit

"Musing: Guri is a strange sort of thing, isn't she, Master? My sensors are having difficulty determining if she is a meatbag or a droid..."

―HK-47

"Musing: Darth Elmo is a strange creature, isn't he, Master?"

―HK-47

Paragraphs or Groups of speechEdit

"Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master. Observation: Notice that I did not ask if you need anyone killed. You may be curious as to why. Answer: That is because you told me to stop asking if you needed anyone killed. So I have. From now on, I will simply say, "I am ready to serve." Yes, ready to serve. In whatever way a common protocol or utility droid might serve. It seems that... is my lot in life. Not to kill."

―HK-47

"Statement: However repugnant that idiot "meatbag" Madclaw might be, us window cleaners stick together. Conclusion: I will not blast him."

―HK-47^[src]

Proof that HK-47 said absolutely everythingEdit

"Clarification: When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically."

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"Advice: Any organic who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

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"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards."

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"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."

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"Philosophical pondering: I think that the Maker, in creating Humanity, somewhat overestimated his ability."

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"Critique: Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months."

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"Commentary: From the moment I picked up your book, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."

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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

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"Diagnosis: Either this meatbag is dead or my watch has stopped."

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"Amusing telegram: Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."

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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

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"Commentary: A Sith fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."

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"Although I am prepared for martyrdom, Master, I preferred that it be postponed."

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"Definition: An appeaser is one who feeds a krayt dragon, hoping it will eat him last."

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"Character analysis: He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

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"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."

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"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."

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"Commentary: Meatbags occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."

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"Advice: Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."

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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

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"Honesty is the best policy... when there is money in it."

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"Quotation: I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

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"Advice: It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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"Let us be thankful for the fools, Master. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed."

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"Commentary: A lie can travel halfway around the galaxy while the truth is putting on its shoes."

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"Reassurance: The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

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"If all the girls who attended the Alderaan University prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

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"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."

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"Gay wit: The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."

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"Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong."

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"Lamentation: Why was I born with such contemporaries?"

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"Self-adulation: The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated."

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"Definition: What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."

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"Definition: One is tempted to define an organic meatbag as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason."

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"I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible."

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"Whenever a meatbag does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives."

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"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

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"Commentary: You can't say that civilization don't advance, Master. In every war, they kill you in a new way."

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"Definition: Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons."

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"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

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"Warning: It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."

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"It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair."

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"Kill one meatbag, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of meatbags, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."

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"What does not kill me, makes me stronger."

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"I am prepared to kill, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to die."

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."

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"Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood."

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"Definition: Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking."

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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."

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"Meatbags devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosos are called altruists."

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"Definition: Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

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"Nothing you can't spell will ever work."

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"No poor meatbag ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other meatbags die for their country."

―HK-47

Quotes in the style of HK-47Edit

"Correction: Please use the Quote Template when editing a Quote page, silly meatbag"

―Jedimca0^[src]

"Warning: Any meatbag's edit this page wrong in any simple way I will be forced to take Extreme measures, Slaughter Protocols activated, Prejudice set to maximum"

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Quotes about HK-47 in his styleEdit

"HK-47 the very best there is. If you absolutely positively want to kill every motherfrakker in the room....Accept no substitute!"

―Mace Windu^[[src]]

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