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Raping in progress by Lord Oblivion, one of the main antagonists of The Gonk Crusades

"Some people say 'You can't joke about rape, rape isn't funny!' I say 'Fuck you, I think it's hilarious!' I can prove that rape is funny: just imagine Darth Elmo raping Darth Darth Binks. Hey, why d'you think they call him Porky, eh?"
―George Carlin, in his Galactic Goofballs stand-up act
"Leia Organa: No, Alderaan's a peaceful planet, we have no weapons!

Vader: Too bad, Imma rape your planet, bitch!"

―{{{2}}}


Rape occurred when one person received relations against their will; some sentients considered Wookiee-Nookie to be a form of this activity. Often, rape was committed by males or fanboys on hot Twi'lek females (or any available of another species), however, there was at least one notable female rapist. The Lesbian Jedi Exile was known to have raped at least one woman of an unknown species, possibly on Dantooine or Malachor V. Aayla Secura was almost raped by a horny Devaronian; however, the attempt was short-lived, as the would-be rapist soon found himself without a head courtesy of the Jedi's lightsaber.

The committing of rape was a serious crime within most regions of the galaxy. Perpetrators, if caught and convicted, could count on long sentences to the spice mines on Kessel or, worse, rack-time at hard labor on Kashyyyk to receive their just rewards. Some star systems which employed the latter punishment often had their crimes solved for them, as the culprit(s) would commit suicide rather than face the Wookiee squad.rape is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

List of people who have been raped in Star WarsEdit

YouGonnaGetRaped

Colt 45: It works everytime![1]

"YOU GONNA GET RAPED!"
―Phrase often used in Star Wars.

This is a list of people who've been raped in Star Wars. Please note that this is a serious article, because some of these people have been majorly PWND scarred.

Victim Raped by
Aayla Secura Anakin Skywalker Bly Rex Ahsoka Tano
Jaina Solo Mirta Gev Boba Fett
Ahsoka Tano Wookiee-Nookie Monster (via WN)
Countless Little Boys Military Instructor
Anakin Solo Chewbacca (via WN)
Padmé Amidala Anakin Skywalker
Anakin Skywalker Padmé Amidala
Young Guy Kreia
Nina Cable Company (for six months time!)
Cupcake Jemima Butterworth
Ahsoka Tano Anakin Skywalker
Ahsoka Tano Darth Vader
Yavin 4 Deanna Troi
Darth Annodue Darth Annodue
Darth Maul Palpatine
Jolee Bindo Piglet
<insert name here> Madclaw (via Wookiee-Nookie)
Ahsoka Tano Cad Bane
Ahsoka Tano Cad Bane
Ahsoka Tano Cad Bane
Cad Bane Durge
Savage Opress Countless Nightsisters
Ahsoka Tano Savage Opress
Savage Opress Ahsoka Tano (Wait, What!?)
Maris Brood Darth Secret
Visas Marr (poor girl never saw it coming) Jedi Exile
Hot Shopping Clerk Baggie ;)
Revan Kreia (via Boob Telepathy)
Numerous fangirls Lyn Me
Darth Slipknot Danica Vader
Darth Bieber Darth Kesha
Darth Malak Revan
Ahsoka Tano Asajj Ventress
Ahsoka Tano Darth Sexbag
Ahsoka Tano Darth Maul
Ahsoka Tano Me
Bastila Shan Darth Revan


And many, many more...

TriviaEdit

  • Raep spelled backwards is pear!
  • Star Wars isn't the only thing rape's used in. It's also used in The Simpsons, CSI, Woody's Book, Twilight, True Blood, Twilight again, and House Hunters International (what'd ya think the empty houses were for?).
  • Because of this article, and this article alone, MOAR PEOPLE GONNA GET RAPED!
  • Ahsoka Tano has been raped more than any other character in StarWars.
  • Large mouth bass have large mouths for a reason

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Notes and referencesEdit


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This article is called Rape. Rape has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Rape can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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