Real Life

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Real Life was a hypothetical phenomenon with which no Star Wars fans had direct, empirically verifiable experience. It was believed to involve mortgage payments (as opposed to living in one's parents' basement), purchasing ingredients with which to make meals (as opposed to pre-made frozen or fast-food meals), and in some cases, intercourse.

Real life, if it did exist, was more accurately characterized by what it did not contain, such as hot Twi'leks and Mandalorian Armor. Based on this, fanboys determined that real life must suck, and therefore lost interest in confirming its existence.