Really good Jawa juice is really good Jawa juice.


When Darth Nerd traveled to Tatooine, Darth Jawa was still angry about the Happy Pony Lovers incident, so Darth Jawa captured him and tortured him for a few days. When torturing the Sith Lord became boring, Darth Jawa tried to juice him. But, unfortunately, Darth Nerd escaped because one of Darth Jawa's minions forgot to plug the juicer in. Darth Jawa punished the stupid minion by torturing him for a few days, then juicing him. When he consumed the minion's juicy remains, he discovered that torturing a Jawa before juicing it produced really good Jawa juice.

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