Really good Jawa juice

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Really Good Jawa Juice is really good Jawa Juice.

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When Darth Nerd traveled to Tatooine, Darth Jawa was still angry about the Happy Pony Lovers incident, so Darth Jawa captured him and tortured him for a few days. When torturing him became boring, Darth Jawa tried to juice him. But, unfortunately, Darth Nerd escaped because one of Darth Jawa's minions forgot to turn on the juicer. Darth Jawa punished the stupid minion by torturing him for a few days and then juiced him. When he consumed the minions juicy remains he discovered that torturing a Jawa before juicing him produced really good Jawa juice.