"Red Squadron took so long to report in, that we began broadcasting checklists in the clear. This often provided us with an element of surprise, as these sanguine chronicles easily confused the dimwits that the Empire stuffed into their TIE fighters."
―Excerpt from Red Squadron's Official Unit History, entitled The Little Red Book

Red Squadron was a huge, huge, huge squadron of X-wing fighters that fought against the Death Star over Yavin 4 during the Galactic Civil War. It was not only the largest squadron in the Rebel Alliance, but it also dwarfed any squadron in the entire Galactic Empire. Sometimes it took months for the entire Red Squadron to report in.

This article is called Red Squadron. Red Squadron has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Red Squadron can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Red Squadron.

Among the members of Red Squadron:

  • Red Leader (Garven Dreis)
  • Red Two (Wedge Antilles)
  • Red Three (Biggs Darklighter)
  • Red Four (Derek "Hobbie" Klivian)
  • Red Five (Luke Skywalker)
  • Red Six (Jek Porkins)
  • Red Seven
  • Red Eight
  • Red Nine
  • Red Ten
  • Red Eleven
  • Red Twelve
  • Red Cross
  • Red Bull
  • Red Sonja
  • Rocket Red
  • Red Lobster
  • Red Green
  • Red Skelton
  • Big Red
  • Red Forman
  • Omega Red
  • Red Dog
  • Red XIII
  • Red Snapper
  • Red Baron
  • Red Ryder
  • Red October
  • Redneck
  • Red Herring
  • Red Light
  • Orville Redenbacher
  • Red Man
  • Red Robin
  • Simply Red
  • Red Buttons
  • Redd Foxx
  • Little Red Riding Hood
  • Redshirt
  • Red Adair
  • Red Skull
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Red Rover
  • Great Red Spot
  • Red Delicious
  • Red Spy
  • Robert Redford
  • Clifford the Big Red Dog
  • Red Mage
  • Red X
  • Red Dwarf
  • Red Rooster
  • One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
  • Red Dead Redemption
  • Red Panda
  • Red Tornado
  • Red Hat
  • Red Dragon
  • Red Lantern Corps
  • Rhode Island Red
  • Red Squirrel
  • Red Carpet
  • Robin Redbreast
  • Red Army
  • Red Fraggle
  • Red Auerbach
  • Red Bird
  • Red Cloud
  • the Red M&M
  • Mr Pink (wanted to be Mr Red but couldn't because Joe Cabot said he was a fag)
  • Helen Reddy
  • Erik the Red
  • Chris Redfield
  • Red Shoe Diaries
  • Red Hook
  • The Man with One Red Shoe
  • Vanessa Redgrave
  • Redbook
  • Gloria Allred
  • Red Vines
  • The Woman in Red
  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
  • The Red Badge of Courage
  • Otis Redding
  • Red Rocket

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