"Anakin: I could rescue R2.
Obi-Wan: Have you lost your damn mind?!
―Anakin and Obi-Wan

The Rescue of R2-D2 was part of the mission to Skytop Station. They were going for other purposes. However, droid bitches took R2-D2 to some crusty ho named Gha Nacht, or something like that. Anyways, Anakin decides he wants to rescue R2. Obi-Wan says hell no that aint why we sent yo' ass up there. Anakin, being the little rebellious bitch he is, decides to do it anyway. They successfully rescue R2, but going against Master Kenobi's wishes leaves Anakin waitin' for an ass whuppin back at home.

This article is called Rescue of R2-D2. Rescue of R2-D2 has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Rescue of R2-D2 can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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