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None of us knows why Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith has that name. Well, okay, we do, but still.... hasn't anyone ever thought that it might have a different meaning then the obvious one: Sith finally overcoming the overglorified Jedi? Well, this dedicated researcher did, and found this security tape at a local Coruscanti diner:

It's a lovely day in the Old Republic. The Separatists have withdrawn to the world of Utapau, leaving the Jedi to celebrate at the temple with lots of Corellian ale. Recovering from their massive hangovers, three Jedi Knights- Mace Windu, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Anakin Skywalker- grab their speeder bikes and head off to the nearest diner for lunch, where Anakin's love Padmé works to afford her apartment. Hey, it was either that or cleaning toilets.

PA2
So, boys, what will we be having? How about you, Mr. Windu?


Senatedecidefate
I'll have a muthafrackin' slice of pizza.


PA2
I'm sorry, we don't have any "muthufracking slices of pizza". How about....


Senatedecidefate
I want my slice of muthafrackin' pizza, lady!


PA2
Ummm...well...


Obi-Wan2
whispering Just give him a slice of pizza!


PA2
Oh... what'll you have, Master Obi-Wan?


Obi-Wan2
I'll have a club sandwich and a diet soda.


PA2
Okay... what about you, Anakin?


Anakin 11
Me? Oh, I'll have... uh, I'll have...so hot...


PA2
What?


Obi-Wan2
Very smooth, Anakin.


Anakin 11
I'm... I'm not going to have anything.


PA2
Okay gentlemen, your meals will be with you shortly.


Obi-Wan2
You have such a special way with women.


Anakin 11
...


Senatedecidefate
Whoa... what the muthafrack is that?


Obi-Wan2
What is what?


Senatedecidefate
That.


Palpster
...


Obi-Wan2
By the Force, it's a Sith... eating French Toast!


Palpster
...


Obi-Wan2
I think I just lost my appetite.


Senatedecidefate
A muthafrackin' Sith? Come on, lets muthafrack him!


Anakin 11
But that's not the Jedi way!


Obi-Wan2
Neither is staring at hot waitresses.


Anakin 11
Oh, all right...


Palpster
Hey boys... Wait! What are you doing!?


Senatedecidefate
Take this, muthafracker!


Broken Glass
*smash*


PA2
Boys! Boys! This place is a mess! What's going on here!?


Senatedecidefate
Ummm.....


Obi-Wan2
Ummm.....


Anakin 11
Ummm.....


Palpster
No, its okay, Padmé....I just knocked over a glass and these nice Jedi helped me sweep up the pieces. They didn't do anything wrong.


PA2
Is this true?


Obi-Wan2
Yeah....


Senatedecidefate
Sure...


Anakin 11
Why not?


Palpster
Did you get your hair cut, Padmé? It looks very professional.


PA2
Well...now that you mention it...


Anakin3
muttering Kiss up.


Palpster
I better get going. I need to go to Darth-Mart and pick up my coupons! Unlimited coupons!


PA2
So long!


Senatedecidefate
What a muthafrackin' loser!


Obi-Wan2
Not much of a Sith, is he?


PA2
Not much of a driver either. He just backed his Destroyer into three speeder bikes.
RicOlieRight
This article is called Revenge of the Sith. Revenge of the Sith has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Revenge of the Sith can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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