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The story started with a prolonged flashback of Slice's past. It described his rise, training under Baker's tutelage and finally his banishment from Sith Academy of Culinary Arts. Then, Slice in a monologue explained how he managed to become so powahful, signed a pact with his fellow Sith Darth Yeast and built a Butter Star. In the exact moment when you all think that the story would end without any damn action, it moves to the Evil Kitchen of Darth Baker. There, the Baker Sith Mega-Super-Overlord was preparing unspecified meal when both of his abandoned students brutally entered it. After a vicious battle, Baker landed in the depths of his own oven and apparently died. For now.
In the second part of the novel, Slice alone found Darth Chef's Darth Bar, and Butter Lord's Butter Star arrived on the orbit of that filthy, dusty, overused piece of god damned rock. At first, he sent his bready soldiers to infiltrate the bar. When they entered it, the patrons fiercely opposed them. The Battle of Darth Bar started. The troops of Slice were pinned down by the furious drunkards, thieves, psychotic plastic surgeons and butt-faced people. Then, Darth Chef himself appeared on the battlefield and sabered a dozen of bready soldiers. Seeing the inevitable defeat, Darth Slice emerged out of nowhere and engaged his academy-times rival. The two dueled fiercely, but as the Brediee had the power of pure Butter, he slowly gained the upper hand. Suddenly, he Force butterocute'd his adversary. Chef, however, managed to stand up. Then he was chopped into tiny bits by the enraged Darth Slice.
Soon afterward, Dark Lord of the Butter left the devastated Darth Bar and returned to his Butter Star. Having his revenge fulfilled, he set a course to the outskirts of the known galaxy, in an attempt to find the Perfect Butter.