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Rick James
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Cocaine's a helluva drug

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"I'm Rick James, bitch!"
―The one and only

Rick James was the lead singer of the Max Rebo band.

After years of performing in two credit theaters, he wrote his critically acclaimed instant classic song called "Superfrog" (inspired by Yaddle). This gave him a new found wealth and he traveled the galaxy for some years. However, fame came at a high cost, and he became addicted to illegal substances like spice and death sticks.

He took amounts so lethal that they would destroy a planet but it would have little effect on him. Sith Lords, Jedi Masters and scientists all searched for the source of his incredible stamina and after years they found out that it was the infamous Rick James Mojo that kept him going.

His Mojo was so powerful that he had a threesome with Aayla Secura and Darth Talon (that's right Fanboys eat your sorry hearts out!)After this event He hired Piglet and HK-47 to kill Darth Talon so no one would ever have simultaneous relations with these two Twi'lek girls ever again!

This article is called Rick James. Rick James has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Rick James can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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