- "I am monarch of all I survey,
My right there is none to dispute;
From the centre all round to the sea,
I am lord of the fowl and the brute."
- ―William Cowper
Robinson Crusoe was a sailor who spent four years as a castaway when he was marooned on an island, somewhere. During his lonesomeness, he taught himself the force, and dreamed of destroying your planet. Robinson's dreams were destroyed because of his chronic weed-smoking habit. One perhaps might assume that if his addiction didn't stand in his way, he could have become a Jedi Master, even one of the greatest in the galaxy. When Crusoe finally did leave and return to his home world, technology had progressed greatly; which made him sad. An hour later, Robinson met Patti Peeples, whom he would later marry.
Patti and Robinson completely owned the love and hate relationship. An argument that happened often was that Patti was taller than Robinson because she was Kaminoan. Another was the weed-smoking, which got Really. Old.
- "And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know."
- ―words on Patti's grave
Patti's death was very tragic and sad. She died from cancer of the throat — little is known other than that. Patti was a loved public figure in Tatooine, so the townspeople threw a large funeral for her. It included the common funeral traits, such as flowers, and on a side note: lots of sand.
Robinson did not attend Patti's funeral. We believe he had his reasons.
Life after PattiEdit
After Patti died, life was not easy for Robinson. He was not nearly as loved in Tatooine as his wife. He often contemplated about what it would have been like if his wife hadn't died, but lived. Robinson forgot about his weed-smoking, and left it to die as if it twas a child, yes, a crying child.
Two months passed, and Crusoe died suddenly from a case of acute appendicitis. Though simply a theory, it has been assumed that a contributing factor was perhaps intestinal worms. It is unknown where he might have picked them up.
Robinson, My Love... My Life...Edit
A book written by Patti was later found, it has since been released in the public domain. An excerpt from chapter one is included below:
- ↑ 101 Things You Didn't Know About Star Wars.
- ↑ Robinson, My Love... My Life... written by Patti Robinson
- ↑ Marooned: The story of a sailor