Rouge Squadron

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"Le pantaloons rouge c'est le Republic!"
―Rouge Squadron motto

Rouge Squadron was a group of pansies **cough** cowards **cough** in pilot gear who occasionally sang big musical numbers together. Obi-Wan Kenobi once joined them for a rousing rendition of Elton John's "Your Song," and the results were faaaaaaab-uloooousss! Once they encountered a bunch of Imperial ships , all they did was fire proton missiles at point blank range at retreated. Half of them were very hotheaded pilots that voted for random methods such as "if anything happens, hit the closest vessel" and "If the guy with the red lightsaber shows up, slug him in the knees.".

This article is called Rouge Squadron. Rouge Squadron has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Rouge Squadron can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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