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The Rule of Flannel was established by Darth Lucas to persuade millions in the way of his teachings. They were essentially as follows:

  1. Become a geek or nerd. Some are already born into this however.
  2. Wear flannel. Lots of it.
  3. Get into film school, produce cheap but effective films, mostly about space and guys with horns.
  4. Make uber amounts of money through merchandising.
  5. Release something the fans hate.
  6. Release something the fans love.
  7. Glamour in the fame.
  8. Repeat with successor.

Darth Lucas was able to train several acolytes with this method successfully, however distaste for his flannel led to his eventual death by his successors.


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