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Ryloth

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Long ago, Ryloth was nothing more than a cloud of pure stupid. However, the great Walt Disney formed the planet with the evil power of musicals. Eventually, it was conquered by Tyber Zann. Then it was renamed Ryloth. It later became Happy Fancy Dancy Home World Of The Twi'lek's. It was really a nice place- that is if you like Twi'leks of course. Darth Elmo hated Twi'leks however, so he ordered Darth Animal to destroy it in a Super Secret Sesame Street Black-Op Mission. But for some reason the Twi'leks survived..... The end....... For now

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