Long ago, Ryloth was nothing more than a cloud of pure stupid. However, the great Walt Disney formed the planet with the evil power of musicals. Eventually, it was conquered by Tyber Zann. Then it was renamed Ryloth. It later became Happy Fancy Dancy Home World of the Twi'leks. It was really a nice place – that is, if you like Twi'leks, of course. Darth Elmo hated Twi'leks, however, so he ordered Darth Animal to destroy it in a Super Secret Sesame Street Black-Ops Mission. But for some reason the Twi'leks survived.... The end.... For now....

This article is called Ryloth. Ryloth has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Ryloth can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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