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Saesee Tiin
Biographical information
Homeworld

Iktotch

Born

Ask George Lucas

Died

19 BBY, Coruscant

Physical description
Species

Iktotchi

Gender

Male

Height

1.88 meters

Eye color

Yellow-gray

Personal shit
Butt buddies
Asshole enemies

Palpatine

Weapon

Green

Forms of ass-kickery

kick ass in a Boba Fett/Darth Vader suit

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Rise of the Empire era

Affiliation
Known masters

Omo Bouri

"I can ride my BARC speeder with no handle bars."
―Saesee Tiin, about his horns

Saesee Tiin was a male Iktotchi who was a Jedi Master.

Early LifeEdit

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A new Jedi Master is born

Saesee Tiin began his life as an experimental food comestible storage device. As the first off the line, however, his sealing was faulty causing contamination and the growth of a bacterial colony that eventually gained sentience. Doe to this..."unusual" upbringing, Saesee Tiin became a sassy teen and occasionally defied the Jedi Order.

Clone WarsEdit

Saesee was able to live after the Battle of Geonosis. He had one of his handle bars damaged, but it somehow grew back. He liked to dress up as a combination of Darth Vader and Boba Fett. He had a green lightsaber and was a telepath. Tiin was famous for being able to fly really, really nice starships really, really slowly. Some say he took quiet satisfaction in forcing obnoxious drivers behind him into doing the speed limit on Coruscant. Others claim he just had really sucky vision.

However, Tiin's greatest accomplishment came in his final duel, the would-be stacked 4 vs. 1 match-up with Darth Sidious. Unfortunately, Tiin proved that he really did just have sucky vision, because he failed to see Darth Sidious lunging for him over a span of about 25 seconds. Without realizing any imminent need to, oh, I don't know, maybe execute a basic lightsaber parry, Tiin was promptly killed by the Sith Lord. Fortunately, unlike fellow Jedi failures Agen Kolar and Kit Fisto, Tiin did not utter a nonsensical one-liner from his dying place on the chancellor's floor.


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