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"With this sail barge under my command, I will be the ultimate power on Tatooine!"

A sail barge was a sailboat that could travel on sand as well as water. Why didn't anyone think of this before?
Jabba the Hutt used one as his primary mode of transport.

This article is called Sail barge. Sail barge has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Sail barge can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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