Sandra "Sandy" Cheeks
Biographical information



At the hands of Darth Squidward

Physical description




Hair color

Brown, it's everywhere

Chronological and political information
"Oh, SpongeBob is so cute, I can't let him know that, though."
―Sandy's thoughts on SpongeBob

Sandra Cheeks or Sandy for short, was a Force-sensitive midget Wookiee that had lived on Mon Calamari along with SpongeBob Squarepants and his little friends. Eventually, a certain Sith Mega-Super-Overlord would break up this cozy relationship.


Crabby Sandy Cheeks by ChadRocco

Mr. Krabs hits on Sandy.

Sandy moved to Mon Calamari to make the characters of SpongeBob SquarePants seem less gay. She was really smart and made inventions all the time. She was secretly constructing a water-proof lightsaber.


Jedi squirrel

Sandy defends her turf.

One day, Sandy had discovered the identity of Darth Squidward after the death of Patrick Star at the hands of God. SpongeBob then killed himself with a rubber band when the replacement Patrick, Yarael Poof, annoyed SpongeBob to death. Squidward then destroyed The Krusty Krab. Sandy's lightsaber then worked and she defeated the dark squid's minions. She, however, did not survive the duel when Squidward cracked her helmet, cutting off her oxygen supply, then decided to Force choke her to death.

Behind the ScenesEdit

George Lucas eats rocks.

This article is called Sandy Cheeks. Sandy Cheeks has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Sandy Cheeks can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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