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"Vadda ya vant ya Schmuck??"
"Help! Help! I'm covered in Schmuck!"
Someone after exploding a raspberry jam jar

"If I'd known I was going to be meeting the President, I'd have worn a tie. I mean look at me, I look like a Schmuck."

- Some Jewish guy who stepped into the White House by mistake.

Schmuck was an offensive Toydarian word one would say to an individual. This word was sacred in the Toydarian culture like the word KREJ is to the Sith. It was also a kind of raspberry jam. But who cares?

A variation of the word, muthaschmucker, was used to insult an individual and their maternal parent.

This article is called Schmuck. Schmuck has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Schmuck can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Schmuck.

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