- "Darth Elmo is the #4, no, #2, no, #15, no, #1 evilest person in the Galaxy!"
- ―Darth Elmo
The School for the Counting Impaired was founded in 125 BBY…sorry, 123 BBY…on Tatooine IV, a planet near the only planet in the galaxy, Tatooine. Wait, that should be Tatooine II. The first one, not the third one. SECOND one.
Let me start over.
A doctorate was given to any student who could count the number of clone troopers in the Galaxy. A student who could give an accurate estimate of the length of a Executor-Class Super Saxton Star Dreadbringer was expelled, as the professors held a private jealousy of all who could.