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Selonian
Selonians
Designation

Otters

Planet of origin

Selonia

Height of average adult

2 meters

Average length

Slender

Average wingspan

Not every animal needs wings

Hair color
  • Various
    • Brown
    • Black and white
Feather color

Fur

Eye color
  • Various
Distinctions
Giant motherfucking Otters
"I'm sorry, but we can't be together. Your fur gave me a horrible allergic reaction."
Corran Horn, after sleeping with a Giant Otter

Selonians were basically giant otter people who came from the planet Selonia. They shared almost similar, if not exactly the same traits as Humans, but the most obvious thing that set them apart was that they were Giant Fucking Otters!

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Han Solo trying to fight a Giant Badger

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This article is called Selonian. Selonian has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Selonian can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Selonian.

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