Sesame Street Frigate
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| Sesame Street Frigate | |
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| Production information | |
| Manufacturer |
Da-Da Binks Corporation |
| Model |
SS-class |
| Class |
Frigate |
| Technical specifications | |
| Length |
160 metres |
| Width |
25 metres |
| Height/depth |
40 metres (without sails) |
| Maximum acceleration |
2400 knots |
| Maximum speed (atmosphere) |
1600 knots |
| Engine unit(s) |
Solar sails |
| Hyperdrive system |
Equipped |
| Shielding |
Equipped |
| Hull |
Top-quality mahogany |
| Sensor systems |
A sailor in the crow's nest |
| Targeting systems |
Unequipped |
| Navigation system |
Built-in compass |
| Armament |
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| Escape craft |
Erm... none |
| Crew |
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| Passengers |
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| Consumables |
2 months |
| Life support |
Yes (Duh) |
| Usage | |
| Role(s) | |
| Kills |
Countless |
| Era(s) |
Desa Era of da Maxi Bombad Binks Sithies |
| Commissioned |
2 years before the Duck Wars |
| Latest sighting |
Shortly after the Elmo's death |
| Present for battles/events |
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| Affiliation | |
| Known owner(s) | |
| Known crewmembers |
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| Known commander(s) | |
The Sesame Street Frigate was a powerful frigate that could easily destroy fifteen planets within minutes.
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[Edit] History
[Edit] Commission
The warship had been constructed in Da-Da Binks Corporation shipyard, 2 years before the outbreak of the Duck Wars. It was awarded to Sesame Street by Darth Darth Binks after destroying many planets.
[Edit] Destruction of the Xantago XVVIII
One of the first planets they destroyed with it was the Xantago XVVIII, which was presumed to be an uninhabited world. Although, Darth Elmo discovered that one of Darth Darth Binks' enemies had built a base on the planet, which meant it was indeed inhabited. When Darth Elmo told Darth Darth Binks about this, the Sith Mega-Super-Overlord ordered the immediate destruction of the world. Darth Elmo planned the destruction carefully: he told Ernie to prepare the explosives while they traveled to Xantago XVVIII. Once they got to the planet, Ernie piloted their ship, Bert placed the explosives, and the other members killed everyone that tried to stop them.
[Edit] Sesame Street Service
The Sesame Street Frigate served well its owners as a mean of transport and an ideal instrument of total destruction. Elmo obliterated countless worlds, such as planet Yoyo, and used the ship to conquer the very first planets constituting his own Sith Empire.
[Edit] The Duck Wars
During the conflict between the Daffia and the Sesame Street, Elmo made a heavy use of the warship. The frigate destroyed several planets occupied by the Duck forces. After the fierce duel with the Sith Underboss Darth Ducky, Darth Animal was taken on board to recover and prepare for the next task. Shortly afterwards, the Sesame Street Frigate appeared in the Anatos System. Then, the furry Sith ordered the destruction of the Duck'o Prime, the Ducks' homeworld, putting a sudden end to the war.
[Edit] Later history and disappearance
The ship participated in numerous subsequent Sesame Street's missions, annihilating countless planets and even moons. However, it was lost after the death of Darth Elmo, never to be seen again.
[Edit] Design
The Sesame Street Frigate was a novel warship design in that it used solar sails alone to attain propulsion. It also featured unsealed cut-outs in its hull for firing turbolasers from. Not surprisingly its gunnery crews had very short life expectancies.
Sensors were replaced by a sailor residing in a crow's nest in the upper part of the mainmast of the ship. It had also a very precise navigation system, consisting of sensitive, built-in compass.
The powerful, planet-destroying superlaser was placed on the beakhead of the ship.
[Edit] Appearances
- The life of Darth Elmo (Movie) (First appearance)
- The life of Darth Elmo (Novel)
- Eating Glass, Crapping Blood And Not Giving A Damn
- The Story of Darth Darth Binks
