Shawn the Stoned AT-ST

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"Aw, man... I don't know what the heck is goin' on..."

"Wow, those little guys are flyin'. That's, like, y'know, wow."
―Shawn the Stoned AT-ST at the Battle of Endor

Shawn the Stoned AT-ST was an underachieving All Terrain Scout Transport manufactured on Kuat at 4:20 local time. His interior was filled with a thick, pleasant-smelling cloud of vapor that distracted the stormtroopers assigned to drive him. When left unattended, Shawn sneaked off behind a barracks and lit up whatever marijuana he could find.

Shawn participated in the Battle of Endor. He spent most of the battle watching Ewoks fly their skin gliders around, muttering to himself in bemused admiration. He later died slipping on some logs. The various components of Shawn the Stoned AT-ST were gathered up by Ewok witch-doctors and used to treat migraines, fibromyalgia, and feeling bummed out.

This article is called Shawn the Stoned AT-ST. Shawn the Stoned AT-ST has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Shawn the Stoned AT-ST can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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