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She's Always an Android was a song written and performed by Enochf on the Wookieecast, greatly amusing the dozen listeners. Jazz-rock style, piano accompaniment. Parody of Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman." Love song to Guri, for all of her inherent flaws as a droid.

LyricsEdit

She can kill with a smile
Or her hands or her thighs
She can sneak in your base and take you by surprise
She's all you could ask an assassin to be
She kills in cold blood
But she's always an android to me

She can bend solid steel
You can't hope to contain her
It takes five hundred credits a week to maintain her
And she sometimes locks up running Windows XP
She's still got some bugs
But she's always an android to me

Chorus 1
Oh, she was born in a vat
Has synthetic blue eyes
She's completely divine
Oh, and she's ten percent colder
Than a woman should be
But I really don't mind

She was bought by the Black Sun
Worked for a Falleen
And she murdered Tuyay, Dellis Yuls, Boushh and Green
When the rebels killed Xizor, she managed to flee
She couldn't beat Luke
But she's always an android to me

Chorus 2
Oh, she's got perfect cloned skin
She can fill out a bra
She's the top of the line
Oh, and she's ten percent colder
Than a woman should be
But I really don't mind

She's the best killer droid
Since HK-47
She can send you to hell, she can take you to heaven
And I wish I could program her to marry me
I may end up dead, but she's worth every cred
'Cuz she's always an android to me

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This article is called She's Always an Android. She's Always an Android has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of She's Always an Android can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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