- "HOLY SITH!"
- ―Asajj Ventress
The Sith are a group of Dark Side Force-users who think that they are the holders of ultimate power in the galaxy! They usually have a Darth in front of their names and they did not like the army of hippies called the Jedi. They have a crappy system of power where the apprentice kills the master, so they don't believe in team building. Plus Sith whined like spoiled brats when they don't get their cookies. The Jedi always tried to destroy the great Sith Lords and claim the galaxy for themselves, although they never succeeded due to believing in peace and the Light Side.
Notable members include:
- Darth Donald Trump (leader)
- Darth Batman (second-in-command)
- Darth Barney (third-in-command)