These children's breakfast cereal were sold at Darth-Mart exclusively. The name of cereal and description listeded-


Sith Bladders - uh, the bladders of sith into corn flakes! Frosted with strawberry glaze!

Lightning Bolts - Lightning bolt-shaped cereal pieces with a blue coconut flavor!

Sith Sabers - Violent bloody saber-pieces flavored like cum! A sexual cereal!

Destroyed Planets - Pieces of cereal shaped like destroyed planets and taste like ashes! A destroyed sensation!

This article is called Sith Breakfast Serials. Sith Breakfast Serials has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Sith Breakfast Serials can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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