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"Knock me up with all of your hatred and my journey towards the Sith Happens Condom and Pregnancy Test Emporium will be complete!"
―A line from the irreverent and beloved TV ad for the Sith Happens Condom and Pregnancy Test Emporium

The Sith Happens Condom and Pregnancy Test Emporium, or EmPalConPregEmp, was an establishment in Imperial City specializing in high-quality, high-lethality personal reproductive health products with a distinctive Sith flair. Its team of well-trained, supportive Sith minions helped billions of Coruscanti cope with a difficult time in their lives by ending them.

Of course, whose "life" was ended remains a mystery.

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