Sith

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Several Sith. From left to right, Darth Obvious, DTH-88, Darth Ackbar, Darth Gartogg Organa II, and Darth Hutt.

"HOLY SITH!"

―Baldy

The Sith are the ultimate rulers in the the Galaxy! They usually have a Darth in front of their names and they did not like the army of hippies called the Jedi. The Jedi always tried to destroy the great Sith Lords and claim the galaxy for themselves, although they never succeeded due to believing in peace.

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