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Skywalkers

The galaxy's most important family

The Skywalker family or The Jedi Bunch was one fucked-up family. First, we have Anakin Skywalker, born to a virgin, he went on to be the Chosen One and the Jedi god of wangst. Then we have his children, Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa, who had relations before they knew they were brother and sister. Leia went on to marry Han Solo and have three crazy kids. Luke was cloned and went on to marry Mara Jade, and they only had one. Then Anakin died, Jacen tried to be a Sith, and Jacen and Anakin's girlfriend Tahiri Veila both molested Ben, which somehow related to a crisis on Corellia caused by Han Solo's cousin. Jaina went on to marry Jagged Fel, the new wannabe Emperor that Wormie installed.

It only gets more bizarre from there.

Theme SongEdit

Here's the story, of a lovely senator
Who's ego had the really longest width.
The senators were heartless, like the lady.
The oldest one secretly a Sith.

Here's the story, of a Jedi named Ani
Who was busy with other Jedi of his own.
He was whinny, like a dumb bitch
And he was to be forever alone

Till the one day, when they met each other.
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch,
That this group must somehow, form a family,
That's the way we became the Jedi bunch.

The Jedi bunch, the Jedi bunch.
That's the way we became the Jedi bunch.

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