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- The Skywalker signature catchphrase. I mean, Anakin, Luke, and even Leia have all said it some point or other.


Skywalkers

The galaxy's most important family

The Skywalker family was one fucked-up family. First, we have Anakin Skywalker, born to a virgin, he went on to be the Chosen One and the Jedi god of wangst. Then we have his children, Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa, who had relations before they knew they were brother and sister. Leia went on to marry Han Solo and have three crazy kids. Luke was cloned and went on to marry Mara Jade, and they only had one. Then Anakin died, Jacen tried to be a Sith, and Jacen and Anakin's girlfriend Tahiri Veila both molested Ben, which somehow related to a crisis on Corellia caused by Han Solo's cousin. Jaina went on to marry Jagged Fel, the new wannabe Emperor that Wormie installed.

It only gets more bizarre from there.

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