- "Oh, Artoo, why do all the women in this game have to be indecently dressed?!? That's just wrong and immoral, and... oh wait... oh my... thank the maker..."
- ―C-3PO on Soulcalibur IV: Super Ultra Battle Duel Fight Legend of Soul Calibur Super Ultra Final Battle Duel Fight!!
Soulcalibur IV: Super Ultra Battle Duel Fight Legend of Soul Calibur Super Ultra Final Battle Duel Fight!! is a Japanese animu fighting gayme for the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 (however, the game was kept off the Nintendo Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! for content reasons).Darth Vader, Yoda and Darth Secret are the game's main characters. About 30 other Soulcalibur favorites were featured as guest characters. The game was a failed bid by the video game company Bamco to acquire the rights to the Star Wars license; however, the rights ended up going to Disney anyway, so it didn't matter.
The game is purposely designed to frustrate players and make their heads explode, through a combination of terrible voice acting and extremely difficult button inputs and reactions. However, the game was popular nonetheless, mostly so that gamers could get a glimpse of Sophitia's and Ivy's boobies; many would argue that these are worth going through the negative aspects of the game for.
Soulcalibur IV: Super Ultra Battle Duel Fight Legend of Soul Calibur Super Ultra Final Battle Duel Fight!! retells the story of the Soul Wars during which Vader, Yoda and Secret visited Earth independently in order to retrieve Soul Calibur and Soul Edge.
Characters appearing in the gameEdit
- Your favorite character
- Your other favorite character
- Your new favorite character
- Ms. Siegfried "Girly Man Anakin Ripoff" Schtauffen
- Undead Living Evil Suit of Armor with a Giant Frakking Evil Sword (awesome)
- Son of God
- Bodysuit with Giant Boobies
- Gay Bondage Masochist Faggot who Loves being Wookiee-Nookied by Astaroth
- Treasure Opener (if you know what I mean)
- Undead Evil Zombie Pirate Rapist with a Big Sword and a Gun Sword (awesome)
- Boring useless character, let's move on
- Man-faced Naked Slut
- JUST KIDDING!
- Rod of Doom
- Vulcan Nunchuk Elvis (Star Trek reject)
- Namu namu namu namu namu namu namu namu namu namu namu namu namu namu namu...
- The Cutie
- Gay Sparkly Vampire (no relation)
- Pedophile Bait
- WOO HOO!
- Mother Frakking Magic Black Man
- Cutest rapist ever!
- Man-faced Tattooed Slut
- Lame-ass Gothic Lolita Girl
- Only woman in the series who has moral standards
- Top-tier God Wannabe (Not Al Gore, Algol hates him)
- Baby Killer
- A bunch of terrible anime clone characters I'd rather not think about