Sattelheight (bad puns, tee hee)
O MY FRACK, HE'S A ROBOT!!!
Read the "hair" category and you'll get your answer.
|Chronological and political information|
- "Soundwave's length superior, Darth Boner's length inferior."
- ―Soundwave lying to Darth Boner
"Lockdown, your energon level is inapropriet."
Soundwave and Lockdown
Soundwave a.k.a Lieutenit Obvious was a Dark Jedi Decepticon under the command of The Darth The Fallen and Darth Megatron. He was known for really pissing off lockdown in that one video game. Lockdown responded each time by saying "Fuck off Soundwave!". He served as their communications expert. His favorite pastimes were tentacle raping satellites...and YOU! Megatron described him as "Very fun to play with, er, with G.I. Joes, I mean... *cackle*". He was the most deadly Dark Jedi ever, using five blue lightsabers at once. They were blue to match his body, if you have to know.