He's a fucking mouse! He's covered in it!
|Chronological and political information|
Speedy Gonzales was an interplanetary commando who led the superteam Amego Squad. The Amego Squad didn't fight a lot, as they mostly stayed home snorting cocaine. Sweet, sweet cocaine. Although the Amego Squad was always high as hell, they did fight one battle, a showdown with The Brazilian Fighting Turds and a bunch of retarded Gungans. Of course the end result was the Gungans getting shot. After the end of the Clone Wars, Speedy ran out of cocaine and killed himself by flushing himself down the toilet.