Speedy Gonzales
Biographical information

45 BBY

Physical description

Mouse guy


7 inches

Hair color

He's a fucking mouse! He's covered in it!

Eye color


Chronological and political information

The Amego Squad!

Speedy Gonzales was an interplanetary commando who led the superteam Amego Squad. The Amego Squad didn't fight a lot, as they mostly stayed home snorting cocaine. Sweet, sweet cocaine. Although the Amego Squad was always high as hell, they did fight one battle, a showdown with The Brazilian Fighting Turds and a bunch of retarded Gungans. Of course the end result was the Gungans getting shot. After the end of the Clone Wars, Speedy ran out of cocaine and killed himself by flushing himself down the toilet.

See alsoEdit

This article is called Speedy Gonzales. Speedy Gonzales has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Speedy Gonzales can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.