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SpongeBob Squarepants
Biographical information
Homeworld

Bikini Bottom

Born

God

Died

Yarael Poof

Physical description
Species

Sponge

Gender

male

Hair color

none, but there is a photo of him below with two wigs on

Eye color

blue

Chronological and political information
Spongebob: "Well yeah, I'm a kid. And I'm also a goofball, and a wingnut, and a knucklehead mcspazitron!"
Plankton: "Heh, heh, what's goin' on here?"
Spongebob: "But most of all, I'm—"
Plankton: "Hey, settle down..."
Spongebob: "I'm..."
Plankton: "Take it easy..."
Spongebob: "I'm..."
Plankton: "What the scallops?!?"
Spongebob: "IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!"
— Spongebob and Plankton duel

SpongeBob Squarepants is a sea sponge who hangs out with Patrick Star. He is the most annoying cartoon character around, and everyone in Bikini Bottom agreed to send him to the Military Academy, which he was kicked out of the moment the instructor saw him.

DeathEdit

"Patrick, my holes are not for sticking your Darth Bob in."
―SpongeBob to Patrick
Hair

SpongeBob and Yarael Poof during an episode of SpongeBob Squarepants.

Patrick was killed by God for being to annoying and for trying to have sex with SpongeBob. However, Yarael Poof took the sea star's spot on the show. SpongeBob was so annoyed by the jedi, he killed himself with a rubber band. He survived by his girlfriend SpongeBob NudiePants.
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