Spontaneous dental hydroplosion is a terrible disease affecting approximately anybody who has ever watched The Office.
- Teeth feel watery.
- Teeth turn to liquid.
- Teeth drip down the back of throat.
- Teeth re-solidify in stomach.
- Teeth bite a hole in stomach.
How to spread this diseaseEdit
Currently, the only way this disease can spread is through coming in sexual contact with a person carrying hotdog fingers. While tempting as it may sound, we strongly suggest avoiding sex with a hotdog fingers carrier. Your life may depend on it.
The only way to cure this disease is to cut the tooth out of your stomach, and bring it to the tooth fairy. After the tooth fairy receives it, he will give you the cure, but you will develop a serious, incurable case of hotdog fingers... So the cycle of Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion will continue.