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Sporks were not as popular as forks but they were way helluva cooler.

The first sporks were invented by AlForQ in competition with other fork making companies. Eventually, AlForQ sold the rights to his spork to Taco Bell which made a killing on them.

Sporks became a favorite way for people to stab themselves. Gouging one's eyes out with a flaming spork was also conducive to serial killers and nutjobs.

One Force practitioner to use Sporks was Darth Spork.


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