Star Destroyer

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"Commence firing on that star!...Damn no effect."

―Imp captain using a futile attempt to destroy a star

Star Destroyers or Imperial Star Destroyers were Massive objects designed to be the main backbone of the Imperial fleet and unable to destroy stars and Destroy your planet . When Darth Vader realized they did not destroy stars he killed the creators; however, in terms of aesthetic value as a ship, he loved them, so he had a ton built. The Imperial Star Destroyer was the Symbol of the Empires ability to build thousands of huge ships that seemed to be able to get destroyed by a squadron of Rebel Alliance Fighters.

Contents 1 Construction 2 Usage 3 In Rebel Use 4 The Crew of a Star Destroyer

[Edit] Construction

"Oh no problem these babies are easy to make, just lay a 2 km piece of sheet metal and cut a triangle should be no problem."

―Palpatine's hired Contractor

During the end of the Clone Wars Emperor Palpatine needed to replace the Galactic Republics cooler and much better Venator-class of Star Destroyers. Since the beginning of the every single war that ever happened in the galaxy warships were based on triangular shapes and pyramid structures. This shape seemed to fit Palpatine and seemed that he wanted the Star Destroyer to take a simple shape so he could instill fear to all the people that see the ship. He wanted people to see a Triangle flag hanging outside there house and say "Damn, a Star Destroyer". Palpatine then began production of thousands of these ships from 1,600 meters long to about half the size wide. They were Massive.

[Edit] Usage

"We got a Star Destroyer coming up, Squadron set S-foils to cruise position, and watch me take this baby down all by myself"

―Wedge Antilles seconds before destroying a SD

From stopping Rebel Blockade runners or for simply PWNin the scales out of The Mon Cal ships, Star destroyers were part of the Empires unique arsenal. Star Destroyers served as the rally point for TIE fighters when the Rebels pretty much owned them. Hell, if you put pepperoni on this ship it still serve as a problem for the rebels.

They packed quite a punch, didn't you see Star Wars Episode IV? I mean it took at least 25 minutes to catch the Tantative IV, Whoopty fucking Doo. The Turbolasers seemed out of place on these ships because they never survived to get close enough to the Mon Cal Ships. I mean the turbolasers couldn't even angle to shoot off the front, Wtf they weren't crummy Pirate Ships. So pretty much the ships had to turn sideways, or upside down, or backwards, but like what the fuck they couldn't fire forward. Major engineering flaw Seriously. Star Destroyers weren't as agile as Rebel Starfighters and were pretty much like whales out of water. Every Rebel assault plan involved going head on to a Star Destroyer. Well with a ship that can't unleash all its arsenal forward, attack it head on. So, when the Empire saw this flaw they usually have there TIES do a defensive screen at least making the X-wings have some sort of challenge. Well if a ship came up the side that's a different story because it would get blasted to SMITHEREENS!

[Edit] In Rebel Use

If the Rebs didn't utterly PWN Star Destroyer they simply captured the damaged ones. Since the Rebels were cheap-ass mofos. Well they re-captured the vessels and turned them into

RAVE PARTIES!

The Rebels usually use them as Rec-Centers where they held out all there stress from fighting the evil hands of The Empire, but who really said that the Galactic Empire was the bad guy. When the Rebels party they had some serious offenses and illegal happenings.

"I have two accounts of date rape, 3 accounts for possession of illegal substances, and one account of murder all while partying on a Star Destroyer"

―Luke Skywalker

The Rebels sure knew how to party and maybe the Empire wanted to make a more civilized Galaxy, but who knows maybe the whole Alderaan thing changed that. Other than Party use the Rebels did capture a bunch of Star destroyers and it always seemed that the Alliance was better off at handling the ship then the Empire itself.

[Edit] The Crew of a Star Destroyer

This guy Commanded the Ship	This guy ran navigation	This guy ran weapons	This guy ran life support
This guy ran was comm ops	This guy was the custodian	This guy was the brig officer	This guy had problems with the brig officer
This guy has larger balls than you	He cooked your food	This guy slept with your girlfriend last night	This guy handles your luggage