- "What the hell is this? This whole wiki is utter crap! I thought this was what swfanon wiki was for!"
- ―Karohalva about crap[src]
- "DON'T STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S FANON!"
- ―SWFanon Administration's highest policy
- "We're an encyclopedia! We make stuff up!"
- ―Darth Culator
- "ZOMG Jedi POWUHH LEVAALZ!"
- "Brandon makes me do things"
The Star Wars Fanon Wiki is a
Communist government wiki devoted to nonsense fan-fiction and fanon. It is basically Darthipedia, although far funnier (LIES UPON MORE LIES! - We WILL Destroy your planet.
On this wiki, you can find awesome stuff such as Iznicans, "Mary Sue" characters, and black English singers. Oh, and don't forget about gorgeous female Twi'leks which shoot rockets from their nipples. They are like Aayla Secura, although far hotter. The best writer on the site is known as Wikimaniac, for his maniacal-ness.
The bestest featured article of the site is Lightninny, who has about 1 zillion Force powers and has lived for 10,000 years, like any other Mary Sue. Lightninny is looked up to in the community, and is known as the best damn article in the entire site. The Decreasing Lords, the guys who vote on Featured Articles, voted the article as a Featured one about 6 times since the article is so great. Each time they up the standards for a Mary Sue Lightninny seems to have the upper hand and always knows what to write in.
The wiki has about seven administrators but more than half of them are lazy or inactive. One of the bureaucrats of the Wiki is some idiot fanboy by the name of "Squishy." He often destroys fanoneer's planets for nonsense and idiocy. All fanoneers are the sons and daughters of the mother of fn fiction, and the father of all fan fiction, who goes by the name of "The New Messiah" (or simply "God") on the Wiki.
The Wiki's greatest enemy was the retarded 7-year-old child of Darth Sorrow, nicknamed "Vacatour". He continuously harasses the ladies of Star Wars Fanon but is in turn raped and PWN3D by the administration. Even though he's a vandal with no powah, Vacatour is as much of a Lucas gusher as any other fanoneer on the Wiki, who also loves
Kyle Katarn God himself.
At one point in time, SuperShadow, also known as George Lucas' butt itcher, joined Star Wars Fanon and began promoting his fanon, which even the ridiculous fanoneers of Star Wars Fanon did not accept. His planet was destroyed and he was banned, his punishment being to ride the short bus for all eternity, alongside Vacatour.
- "And that's why we're Wikia's greatest suppository—err, I mean repository—of fanon."
- ―Goodwood, on the Star Wars Fanon Wiki
The users of Star Wars Fanon are also very original. For real. All of their content is totally original and not inspired, copied, or ripped-off from anywhere. All of the users are extremely creative and never contradict canon. Some examples of their awesome original and non-contradicting
crap work include:
- Aragorn as Jesus Patrick Bach, Part 3
- Bateman as Jesus Patrick Bach, Volume 64
- Han Solo as Bern Adollu
- CIS as New CIS
Dealing with new users
- "We r teh pwnz3rs. Oppose us + die HEHEHEHEHEHEH"
- ―Star Wars Fanon Administrator Darth tom
- "...and it's always fun blocking the vandals "
- ―Star Wars Fanon Administrator Drewton
Administrators of Star Wars Fanon have been known to find blocking noobs an exhilarating experience. Seven blocks were inflicted upon users on the fifteen of October, 2008, and a few
Darthipedia-esque administrators have been known to ban themselves for the sport of it. Administrator Brandon Rhea blocked himself eternally with the reasoning that he had "named and wrote his articles". Upon his election to the rank of administrator, the wacky user Drewton said that he found Fanon to be more enjoyable than Wookieepedia due to being able to block noobs vandals.
Star Wars Fanon is the most patriotic wiki this side of the galaxy, fighting against Communism in countries that have already abolished communism, go figure. Evidence of this can be retrieved from SWFanon's Block Log.
- "Not only are you a vandal, but you're a Russian vandal so this ban feels twice as good"
- ―Captian America, SWFanon administrator extaordinaire.
- "(Damn вы Captian Америке, мои товарищи и я нанесет еще один удар по Ленина бороду, мы обещаем вам!"
- ―Pjotr Borsjt[src]
- "Another vandal speaking in Russian. Damn commies, get outta here!"
- ―Captain America strikes again!
Needless to say, this fight is far from over.
- "I really don’t appreciate being used as a punching bag by IRC lurkers and some Darthipedia members. I don’t like having Madclaw come on to IRC under the name MonicaLuwampa and telling me we should go have sex in the Lincoln Bedroom just because I used to have the term “President” all over my user page and signature."
- ―Brandon Rhea[src]
- "OP ME, OP ME, PLEASE! I HAVE TO GO SOON, SO OP ME!"
- ―Arav the Undersith.
Star Wars Fanon's IRC channel is often invaded by certain Darthipedians, people calling themselves Troyb and persons who are so powerful that they will remain nameless. The Star Wars Fanon junta has promised their users that this will be in the past and that glorious order will be restored. Certain users demand op status, because they 'have to go in a minute'. More recently, Captain America has been posing as a dead suicide bombing terrorist named "Achmed". He makes frequent death threats against those he deems infidels when things do not go his way.
The average age of Star Wars Fanon users has been confirmed as seven. Most of them have changed their names to "Darth Something". Newly appointed administrators have raised the average age of the wiki, but lowered the average IQ.
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