Star Wars Gangsta Rap was a rap that was sung during the Super Carbonite Rave Party just before Darth Vader cut off Luke Skywalker's hand and told him that he was his father. This song was recorded by Darth Mysterious secretly and he sold it at Coruscant black market. This song eventually became very popular.
The Song LyricsEdit
Admiral: This is Admiral Biatch to Base Count. It seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike and I have no experience with this type of [censored]. Who should I call for help?
Vader: It's the V, to the A, to the D-E-R (Vader!) Reconstructin' the Death Star! With my slick suede suit that's black like tar, [censored] you up, no matter who you are!
Palpatine: Tell them [censored] 'bout to see a Dark Side! (Dark Side!) Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by! (drive-by!) And we'll defeat the Rebels, 'cause their skills ain't [censored]! (ain't [censored]!)
Vader: And in my TIE Fighter, zig-zags, they stay lit!
Yoda: Oh, [censored]! Yoda on the scene. 900 year old fiend smokin' Dagobah green! Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando: Ah, you're just jealous, 'cause my [censored]'s thicker.
Chewbacca : Arrrrrrrrrrrrrghh!
Lando: Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night I had Leia all drunk wantin' to do me.
Luke: Shut [censored] up man! Leia's my sister! The only thing you're gettin' is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi: Luke, use the force before intercourse. But, Luke, don't forget!
Lando : Bitches ain't nothin', but hoes and tricks.
Chewbacca : Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!?
Luke: Obi-wan, I'm the top gun! Ben Kenobi : Top gun!
Luke : But you're the one hotter than both suns! Vader ain't [censored], his head's cut up and split! He's slower than the first Pentium Chip!
Vader : [censored]!
Stormptroopers, Vader, and The Emporer : Dark Side!
Vader : The ones who bring remorse to this [censored] universe!
Yoda, Ewoks, Chewbacca, Lando, Luke, and Leia : Rebels!
Luke : Ya know we'll [censored] win, 'cause we'll fight to the end.
The Emporer, Stormtroopers, and Vader : Dark Side!
Palpatine: I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
Luke, Leia, Lando, Chewbacca, Yoda, and Ewoks : Rebels!
Yoda: You also feel Vader's [censored] in you, BIATCH!