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Star Wars Gangsta Rap was a rap that was sung during the Super Carbonite Rave Party just before Darth Vader cut off Luke Skywalker's hand and told him that he was his father. This song was recorded by Darth Mysterious secretly and he sold it at Coruscant black market. This song eventually became very popular.

The Song LyricsEdit

Admiral: This is Admiral Biatch to Base Count. It seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike and I have no experience with this type of shit. Who should I call for help?

Vader: It's the V, to the A, to the D-E-R (Vader!) Reconstructin' the Death Star! With my slick suede suit that's black like tar, fucking you up, no matter who you are!

Palpatine: Tell them mother fuckers 'bout to see a Dark Side! (Dark Side!) Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by! (drive-by!) And we'll defeat the Rebels, 'cause their skills ain't shit! (ain't shit!)

Vader: And in my TIE Fighter, zig-zags, they stay lit!

Yoda: Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene. 900 year old fiend smokin' Dagobah green! Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando: Ah, you're just jealous, 'cause my black dick's thicker.

Chewbacca : Arrrrrrrrrrrrrghh!

Lando: Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night I had Leia all drunk wantin' to do me.

Luke: Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister! The only thing you're gettin' is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi: Luke, use the force before intercourse. But, Luke, don't forget!

Lando : Bitches ain't nothin', but hoes and tricks.

Chewbacca : Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!?

Luke: Obi-wan, I'm the top gun! Ben Kenobi : Top gun!

Luke : But you're the one hotter than both suns! Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split! He's slower than the first Pentium Chip!

Vader : Shit!

Stormptroopers, Vader, and The Emporer : Dark Side!

Vader : The ones who bring remorse to this fucking universe!

Yoda, Ewoks, Chewbacca, Lando, Luke, and Leia : Rebels!

Luke : Ya know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end.

The Emporer, Stormtroopers, and Vader : Dark Side!

Palpatine: I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

Luke, Leia, Lando, Chewbacca, Yoda, and Ewoks : Rebels!

Yoda: You also feel Vader's dick in you, BIATCH!

Han Solo: Jabba, you ain't nuttin' but a Fatass slug! Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug! Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore. Trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO: Oh, my! Goodness gracious me! I'm a gay man's golden fantasy! Programmed for homo-exstasy, ten million forms of gay positioning. F

for my golden shower, you must pay a fee, but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-D2 squeaks* R2-D2, watch your language! Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks: Meesa like to drink and smoke all night! Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife. Meesa no care, 'cause meesa so dumb. Meesa will fuck you with me tongue. Yousa wants a meesa causea meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa causea meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa causea meesa wants some. Meesa wants some causea meesa wanna cum!

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This article is called Star Wars Gangsta Rap. Star Wars Gangsta Rap has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Star Wars Gangsta Rap can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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