Star Wars candy

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"I want more... and I know that I shouldn't."
Anakin Skywalker, after having eaten twelve tons of Star Wars candy

Star Wars candy was the most addictive stuff in the galaxy. One piece of Star Wars candy was famous for killing a horse that licked it. Star Wars candy was banned from the market for containing 650% of the daily allowance of caffeine, however a black market for the stuff has been thriving almost since the day it was outlawed. Since its creation, it has taken 47,893,698,337,975,297 lives.

This article is called Star Wars candy. Star Wars candy has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Star Wars candy can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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